Warning, it’s going to get a little blue in this post if you can’t tell by the title of the post.

Warning, it’s going to get a little blue in this post if you can’t tell by the title of the post.

Just about everybody has heard the track, “Birds get it done, Bees Do It” but really have you every seriously considered what sort of bird fits tab A into slot B? Let’s go through the gear.

Many wild wild birds would not have a penis. Most birds have small swelling called a cloaca. Throughout the reproduction period whenever hormones are flowing the cloaca swells and wild wild birds will get a cloacal protuberance.

Above, a bird bander blows for a Tufted Titmouse stomach and note the location underneath the bare patch–that’s a cloaca. The cloaca is had by both sexes, so for many wild wild wild birds intercourse literally is all about bumping uglies. They don’t have love that is lengthy durations, but fast 1 to 3 second copulations that may take place a huge selection of times per day. With wild birds, it’s generally speaking perhaps not about quality, it is about quantity.

Nevertheless, for the few types, things gets…weird. As an example, the Buffalo that is red-billed Weaver a pseudo-penis, not exactly a cloaca, not exactly a penis. He can rub this up against the female’s genitalia for 10 to 20 moments and also this is expected to improve the probabilities that their semen will remain.

Cassowary picture by Bjшrn Christian Tшrrissen via Wikipedia. Beneath that comical outside lies an excellent freak of Rick James proportions.

Cassowaries provide the Buffalo Weaver a run for their cash as both sexes have actually a clitoris and penis. Nevertheless the freakiness does end there n’t. Both male and birds that are female a phallus however it’s maybe not connected to reproductive muscle either in bird. Continue reading “Warning, it’s going to get a little blue in this post if you can’t tell by the title of the post.”